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  • To find information about an instructional unit or lesson, go to the syllabus above, and follow the links from there. Click on the other items on the menu bar to visit those pages.
  • To contact Mr. V., meditate in your garage, under a pyramid, while humming "Also Sprach Zarathustra", or use the e-mail link at the bottom of this page.

Human Suffering. . .

This site exists solely to extend human suffering (I love it!), best experienced in Mr. V’s 2009 High School Experience Classes, into the realm of cyberspace. I’ve put the site here to inform my coworkers (a.k.a. my students) and help them to succeed in the course. It’s also a great place for me to recognize the many individual accomplishments and class achievements before families, the school community, and the world!

Ten lawyers at the bottom of a lake. . .

This website is maintained by Lou van Velzen, a.k.a. Mr. V. It is not an official site of the school, the district, or any other governmental or private entity. Links on this site to other sites have been chosen for their possible utility in providing supportive information to class studies. A website’s content is the responsibility of its proprietors. Information on these sites may be copyrighted, and if so, it is the responsibility of user to insure compliance with applicable law.

(What do you call ten lawyers at the bottom of a lake? A good start.)

But Wait! There's More!

     The Historical interpretations presented in this site are not necessarilty those promulgated through the curricular offerings of the school, district, or any other governmental or private entity. These interpretations are presented for the purpose of academic reflection and debate only. As with any expository information, the reader should exercise judgement and prudence in reaching a weighed conclusion, and should seldom be satisfied to be in posession of all the relevant facts.

     This is especially true of claims regarding sightings of Elvis, The Bat Boy, or gray aliens in any historical setting, except as presented in the recognized scholarly journals often found at your local supermarket checkstand. Nothing to buy, you may already be a winner! Offer void where taxed, prohibited, or otherwise restricted by law. Always use safety belts. (My sister was bit’ by a moose once. . .)

ooooh yeah, mail me that e-mail here!

If you've accidentally been using that silly non-MS browser and it has deleted the MS FrontPage or Internet Explorer link that should appear above (below animated envelope) in a feeble and pathetic attempt to fool the big dogs into letting it off the fluffy pillow on the porch without being devoured in a horrific flurry of dyed-pastel fur and velvet ribbon, type

" http://www.microsoft.com "

in your navigation bar to visit Glorious Leader Bill's website. (Hey! Get a free copy of MS ie while you're there. . . resistance is futile!).

LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS MONOPOLY!

HA HA HA HA HA!!!